I think...therefore, I M&M.

Usury

You should know ahead of time if the one thing you want is truly worth everything you already have.

Flies

You catch more lies with money.

Commercial schmomercial

Americans have such short term memories, television shows these days have to tell us what is "coming up" after the commercial break that most people skip through thanks to DVRs.

Silent lucidity

My silence does not equal tolerance, nor fear, nor doubt, nor acceptance, nor trust, nor disbelief. Silence is my virtue, and my virtues cannot be defined by those who try to define my silence